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From: “Kd”
To:
Date: Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:22:20 +0530
Subject: Corporate Lesson 1

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”
The crow answered: “Sure, why not.”
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, Jumped on the rabbit… and ate it.

Moral of the story is….
To be sitting and doing nothing you must be sitting very, very high up.
🙂

-K

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From: “Kd”
To:
Date: Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:30:22 +0530
Subject: Corporate Lesson 2

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
“I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was spotted by a farmer who promptly shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
🙂
K

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From: “Kd”
To:
Date: Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:41:13 +0530
Subject: Corporate Lesson 3

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

The morals of this story are:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you’re in deep shit, keep your mouth shut

🙂
K

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From: “Kd”
To: “Manash Baruah”
Date: Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:29:47 +0530
Subject: Murphy’s Laws

Murphy’s laws:
•If anything can go wrong, it will
•Corollary: It can
•Corollary: It should
•MacGillicuddy’s Corollary: At the most inopportune time
•Extension: it will be all your fault, and everyone will know it.
•Extension sent by Dean A. Izett If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
•Extreme version:
•If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the FIRST to go wrong
•Extreme version sent by Neal Miller If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop
•Corollary: It will be impossible to fix the fifth fault, without breaking the fix on one or more of the others
•Corollary sent by Sean Cheshire Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
•Corollary: The hidden flaw never stays hidden for long.
•Corollary sent by Dave M. Mother nature is a bitch
•Addendum: and not an obedient one at that
•Addendum sent by Paul Kekanovich Murphy’s Law of Thermodynamics
•Things get worse under pressure. The Murphy Philosophy

Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse. Quantization Revision of Murphy’s Laws
•Everything goes wrong all at once. Murphy’s Constant
•Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value

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